Oh my goodness - anyone who's ever spent time with little folk know that there are moments when you say something and then think - did I really say that? And did anyone hear me? For example - today we had to lay down a new naptime rule...
"Do not take your clothes off when you are supposed to be sleeping."
Lately it's been more like,
"It's not polite to pick your friends nose."
"no, mommy doesn't need any help wiping."
"Take Angelina Ballerina out of your pants."
"No one else wants to wear your panties."
"Take your panties off your head! Do not put your panties on my head."
"Please don't pretend that the french fry is a booger."
Oh goodness, have I mentioned lately that I'm tired? :^)